23-Foot-Long Great White Shark Believed To Be Biggest Ever

Captions for the photo.
_"Oh for opposing thumbs and a pry bar"
_"Honest guys, my Doctor made me go vegan."
_"Hey, I got a chunk of meat stuck between my fourth and fifth incisor on the upper left hand side, can one of you guys do me a solid Reach in there and pull it out."
_"Is that a fart I smell...? Oh sorry.. didn't mean to literally scare the crap out of you."
_"Who wants to play freeze tag?"
_"Easy open snack pack my ass."
_"Hey, do you guys know why us sharks don't eat clowns...? They taste funny."
_"Really guys, more people are killed by bees every year..."
_"Honest, I'm more afraid of you guys than you are of me."
_"Oh No!!!! There are people trapped in this cage. Hang in there friends. I'll get you out."

That is one good size shark.

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