Heckler & Koch called Marines 'crayon eaters' in a viral post telling them not to break their new...

Gotta keep the instructions simple, maybe they could be put in coloring book form and get both the instruction on the H&K weapons but a use for the crayons also. The could identify the different parts with instruction on what color crayons to use on the pictures and list the part by number then have a numbered crayon to help. A story could be added to show how to handle these weapons properly and what happens if You break them. Words of one syllable would help.

There is one thing for sure. When the Marines are done with them they will know whether or not the weapons will stand up under combat conditions. H&K should be careful though, some might take it as a challenge and they may see these rifles coming back in pieces.

I certainly laughed when I read this yesterday