Swiss brothels CAN reopen from June 6 with 'safe' sex positions

We will be in Switzerland at the end of our Rhine River Cruse in August but you may be assured that I shall not be a consumer of said services either in Amsterdam or in Switzerland. Leave it to a bureaucrat to come up with “acceptable or best practices” in this industry that describe it what it is: oh, you know where I will be coming down on this disrespect of women.

And I was so worried about this!

Airline tickets may increase to the Swiss brothels now. Such great news. (Sarc)