Posted on Aug 19, 2021
Giant Hurricane Forms Over Washington From White House Spinning Afghanistan Story
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Satire alert! Satire alert!
The White House has updated the American people on Biden's handling of Afghanistan.
"Rest assured, the President is all over this," said Biden's National Security Advisor Peter Piddlepants. "He is very in charge and competent and presidential, as evidenced by this photo of all of us seated at a very official-looking conference table. See? look at that!" he said showing a picture on his phone. "Nothing to worry about!"
As he spoke, an ominous-looking cloudy vortex began to swirl overhead.
"The real ones at fault here are the Taliban," said General Mark Milley in his latest op-ed piece for Teen Vogue. "They didn't play fair even though they promised they would! Not cool guys, come on! Totally sus!" As he said this, he ran in circles and waved his arms wildly, further contributing to the swirling storm over Washington.
Media sources in Afghanistan then confirmed that the Taliban probably isn't all that bad anyway, and this is all a small price to pay for getting fascist Trump out of office.
At the time of publishing, the hurricane over D.C. has grown to a category 4 from all the spinning.
The White House has updated the American people on Biden's handling of Afghanistan.
"Rest assured, the President is all over this," said Biden's National Security Advisor Peter Piddlepants. "He is very in charge and competent and presidential, as evidenced by this photo of all of us seated at a very official-looking conference table. See? look at that!" he said showing a picture on his phone. "Nothing to worry about!"
As he spoke, an ominous-looking cloudy vortex began to swirl overhead.
"The real ones at fault here are the Taliban," said General Mark Milley in his latest op-ed piece for Teen Vogue. "They didn't play fair even though they promised they would! Not cool guys, come on! Totally sus!" As he said this, he ran in circles and waved his arms wildly, further contributing to the swirling storm over Washington.
Media sources in Afghanistan then confirmed that the Taliban probably isn't all that bad anyway, and this is all a small price to pay for getting fascist Trump out of office.
At the time of publishing, the hurricane over D.C. has grown to a category 4 from all the spinning.
Giant Hurricane Forms Over Washington From White House Spinning Afghanistan Story
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Using a Hurricane as a symbol of the chaos we are experiencing over the debacle created by Joe Biden and his administration seems apropos! I might have used an F5 Tornado, but that is splitting hairs! Pulling our troops out of Afghanistan after announcing it to the world, which also includes our enemies, is something a smart Country does not do!!! You never tell your opposition what you are doing or going to do... And yet this administration does that, and General Mark Miley is surprised at what happened by the Taliban... There was little or no consideration for all the American Citizens working and living in Afghanistan, and plans to get them out safely before exfiltrating our military... Closing the Bagram Air Base was also a catastrophic move by the administration, leaving only the Afghanistan government's Kabul Airport to move our citizens out to safety... I have never seen such a Political Debacle like this in my entire lifetime...
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