Hoplophobia: The Four Types of Gun Phobia

So, I went looking for info on Hoplophobia. I think there are a lot of folks that claim it in the rhetoric, but show otherwise in their actions, ie: the person that owns a gun but doesn't want anyone else to. That's not a fear of guns, it's the fear of other people, an entirely different type of phobia(Anthropophobia, or the fear of people, is a commonly misunderstood phobia. It often resembles social phobia but is not precisely the same fear.)
Instead I found this satirical article on the JFPO.org site. Which overall explains what I was really questioning to begin with.
SGT James Murphy, CPT Jack Durish,
SPC Gary Welch, SGT Mark Anderson,
CPL Douglas Chrysler, Maj Marty Hogan,
1SG Steven Imerman, SMSgt David A Asbury,
MSgt Robert "Rock" Aldi, MSgt David Hoffman,
SSG Michael Noll, MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D.
SGM Erik Marquez, CW3 Harvey K.
SFC William Farrell, CPL Ronald Keyes Jr
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