Posted on Jan 29, 2022
Biden Administration Mounts Daring Mission To Evacuate Hunter’s Remaining Cash From Ukraine
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Este es un chiste pero este gobierno Americano es corrompido.
This is a joke but then this American government is corrupt.
Political climate change is the biggest threat to Hunter Biden's investments in Ukraine.
Can't let some of the money from the big guy fall into the hands of the little green men who work for Vladimir Putin.
This is a joke but then this American government is corrupt.
Political climate change is the biggest threat to Hunter Biden's investments in Ukraine.
Can't let some of the money from the big guy fall into the hands of the little green men who work for Vladimir Putin.
Biden Administration Mounts Daring Mission To Evacuate Hunter’s Remaining Cash From Ukraine
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Thank you my friend LTC (Join to see) with a great sense of humor for posting the babylonbee.com that the Biden Administration Mounts Daring Mission To Evacuate Hunter’s Remaining Cash From Ukraine.
Background from {[https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-evacuates-hunters-money-from-ukraine-before-russia-invades]}
"At my direction, military operatives infiltrated a bank to evacuate my son's stash of sweet, sweet Burisma cash before Russia murdered everyone. I didn't want to risk that money falling into the wrong hands," said Biden in a statement to congress. "Unfortunately, we haven't been able to evacuate Americans from the country because I put all our resources on this operation. But make no mistake, we will leave no dollar behind."
The four-man squad was dropped into ally territory by a Black Hawk helicopter outfitted for stealth missions. Once on the ground, they covertly asked for directions to the nearest bank and shared an Uber to make the 4-mile journey.
Bank security footage depicts the squad calmly entering the bank and asking for the manager. The squad then assembled in a tiny cubicle to discuss closing the account. In the end, the soldiers strategically left the building with a giant cargo net filled with millions of U.S. dollars.
General Mark Milley called the operation an "unprecedented success" and noted that the "bazillions of dollars" were safely back in the U.S. where they could be used to boost the failing narcotics economy.
At publishing time, Biden's approval rating has dropped another five points.'
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Background from {[https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-evacuates-hunters-money-from-ukraine-before-russia-invades]}
"At my direction, military operatives infiltrated a bank to evacuate my son's stash of sweet, sweet Burisma cash before Russia murdered everyone. I didn't want to risk that money falling into the wrong hands," said Biden in a statement to congress. "Unfortunately, we haven't been able to evacuate Americans from the country because I put all our resources on this operation. But make no mistake, we will leave no dollar behind."
The four-man squad was dropped into ally territory by a Black Hawk helicopter outfitted for stealth missions. Once on the ground, they covertly asked for directions to the nearest bank and shared an Uber to make the 4-mile journey.
Bank security footage depicts the squad calmly entering the bank and asking for the manager. The squad then assembled in a tiny cubicle to discuss closing the account. In the end, the soldiers strategically left the building with a giant cargo net filled with millions of U.S. dollars.
General Mark Milley called the operation an "unprecedented success" and noted that the "bazillions of dollars" were safely back in the U.S. where they could be used to boost the failing narcotics economy.
At publishing time, Biden's approval rating has dropped another five points.'
FYI LTC John Shaw MGySgt (Join to see) Sgt Kelli MaysMSgt Stephen Council SGT (Join to see) PO3 Lynn SpaldingPO3 Charles StreichCPL Cadrew StricklandSGM Major StroupeCSM Bruce TregoSFC (Join to see) Lt Col Charlie BrownSSG Byron HewettSSG Robert WebsterCSM Chuck Stafford]SGT Mary G. Sgt (Join to see) SSG Bill McCoySSgt Kelly D.
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