Update the weekend safety brief: Stay away from coyotes

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Update the weekend safety brief: Stay away from coyotes
By Jon Simkins
Aug 25, 02:56 PM
A group of unfortunate soldiers had what the Army called an 'interaction' in July with two to four coyotes. (Getty)

“The only reason this is included in the daggon’ weekend safety brief is because some daggon’ knucklehead has daggon’ done it before.”

The sentence has been bellowed by every staff noncommissioned officer who has ever stood at the center of a sit-kneel-bend school circle. Inevitably, it follows an outlandish statement at which most in the formation scoff, the sheer absurdity seemingly too alarming to be authentic.

PO1 William "Chip" Nagel SSG Michael Noll Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen Cpl Vic Burk SGT (Join to see)] Sgt (Join to see) PV2 Larry Sellnow SPC (Join to see) Amn Dale Preisach SGT Ruben Lozada 1SG Patrick Burke PO2 Marco Monsalve Lt Col Charlie Brown Maj Kim Patterson] SFC Ralph E Kelley PO1 Lyndon Thomas SPC (Join to see) SSG William Jones Maj Ronald Scarpa SPC Robert Coventry