Dear elite apocalyptic teeth-gnashers: The end of the world is just a matter of where you stand

OK, It's Political Opinion, but it's done in a humorous, satirical manner, if you're a conservative. The left is going to be clutching their pearls.
SGT James Murphy, CPT Jack Durish,
SPC Gary Welch, SGT Mark Anderson,
CPL Douglas Chrysler, LTC Trent Klug,
CSM Charles Hayden Passed 7/29/2025, SMSgt David A Asbury,
SSG William Jones,
SSG Michael Noll, MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D.
SGM Erik Marquez, CW3 Harvey K.
SFC William Farrell, CPL Ronald Keyes Jr
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