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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
Just Wait Until Someone Discovers "The Military Complex"
Can Be Closed With An Automatic Garage Door Opener,
And A 4 Year Old Kid ~~ With A Great Sense Of Humor
Can Be Closed With An Automatic Garage Door Opener,
And A 4 Year Old Kid ~~ With A Great Sense Of Humor
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MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D.
Reminds me of when I was teaching prisoners at St. Quentin Prison in the Bay Area as an adjunct history prof. for Marin County Community College. The warden handed me what looked like an automatic garage door opener controller and said: "The prison does not recognize hostage situations. If your class gets out of control, press that button and you'll have 60 armed guards present within 60 seconds."
When I told that to my students during my introduction to them, Bubba in the back row said, "You get a good look at those lard asses on your way in here? Sixty seconds? Hah! More like 60 minutes."
I tossed the device in the garbage can and said: "Let me start over guys. I'm Prof. Wilson and I'm looking forward to our time together. . . ."
When I told that to my students during my introduction to them, Bubba in the back row said, "You get a good look at those lard asses on your way in here? Sixty seconds? Hah! More like 60 minutes."
I tossed the device in the garbage can and said: "Let me start over guys. I'm Prof. Wilson and I'm looking forward to our time together. . . ."
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LMAO ~~ "And The Problem Is"?
ALL B.S. Aside. During The Former Trump Administration I Was Of A Firm Belief
"Trump Would Exit The White House LONG Before His 4 Year Term Was Completed.
Courtesy Of The Manufacturers Of Mahogany Caskets & Far More Intelligent Beings
In The White House.".......... YET ~~ Nobody Blew Him Away...
Is There No Longer An Intelligence Division In The US Marine Corp?
What's This Country Coming To? .... Obviously "Not Much"
ALL B.S. Aside. During The Former Trump Administration I Was Of A Firm Belief
"Trump Would Exit The White House LONG Before His 4 Year Term Was Completed.
Courtesy Of The Manufacturers Of Mahogany Caskets & Far More Intelligent Beings
In The White House.".......... YET ~~ Nobody Blew Him Away...
Is There No Longer An Intelligence Division In The US Marine Corp?
What's This Country Coming To? .... Obviously "Not Much"
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D. -
Obviously I Am NOT A Trump Fan!
Were He Taken To Trial Under The Laws Of The U.C.M.J;, As He Should,
And Were He Found Guilty Of Treason And Given The Death Penalty,
I'd Be FIRST In LINE, To Volunteer To Squeeze Off That First Round Of Ammunition.
"YES" I Disrespect Him THAT Much; And Have NO Qualms About Disposing Of Him
Obviously I Am NOT A Trump Fan!
Were He Taken To Trial Under The Laws Of The U.C.M.J;, As He Should,
And Were He Found Guilty Of Treason And Given The Death Penalty,
I'd Be FIRST In LINE, To Volunteer To Squeeze Off That First Round Of Ammunition.
"YES" I Disrespect Him THAT Much; And Have NO Qualms About Disposing Of Him
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