Posted on Apr 25, 2022

Army to amputate soldiers' hands to prevent use of pockets

MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D.

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Army to amputate soldiers' hands to prevent use of pockets

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MAJ Bob Miyagishima

Posted >1 y ago

So if they're going to amputate your hand for using your pocket, are they going to amputate something else for you using your zipper, asking for a friend.

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SGT James Murphy

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Women have a better way. they just marry you.

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SPC Greg Campbell

Posted >1 y ago

They said they would issue us all we needed, if they hadn't wanted us to use the pocket, why did they issue the damn things.

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LTC Trent Klug

Posted 2 y ago

I knew a few SGM'swho would have done this. Especially to me!

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Army to amputate soldiers' hands to prevent use of pockets

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