Army to amputate soldiers' hands to prevent use of pockets

So if they're going to amputate your hand for using your pocket, are they going to amputate something else for you using your zipper, asking for a friend.

They said they would issue us all we needed, if they hadn't wanted us to use the pocket, why did they issue the damn things.

I knew a few SGM'swho would have done this. Especially to me!