Posted on Jul 1, 2020

Furry from the sky: Meet the military’s elite airborne cat force

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FORT BRAGG, N.C, — Move aside, Green Berets! Recently leaked classified documents reveal the military’s latest pet project: a top-secret new airborne force, composed entirely of cats — E.C.H.O. Force (Elite Cats Hunting the Opposition). Insiders say the cats sometimes refer to themselves as The Cats Who Stare at Men. Their slogan is “Clawus autem terrorus!’

Furry from the sky: Meet the military’s elite airborne cat force

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Lt Col Charlie Brown

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I think I have a volunteer for that elite squad here in my house!
COL Mikel J. Burroughs LTC Stephen F. Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen CPT Jack Durish CW5 Jack Cardwell TSgt Joe C. SFC Joe S. Davis Jr., MSM, DSL Sgt (Join to see) Sgt John H. Maj Marty Hogan SGT (Join to see) LTC David Brown MSgt David Hoffman CMSgt (Join to see) SCPO Morris Ramsey LTC (Join to see) CPL Dave Hoover SGT Robert Pryor SP5 Mark KuzinskiSPC Mark Huddleston

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If some Taliban fighter moves his foot under the covers, he's done for.

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They will use red LASERS pens to guide the E.C.H.O. to their target

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SPC Joseph Kopac

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I always thought that only that bird shit and fools fell from the sky. But now it’s cats too !

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