Life With My Robot Secretary

Perverted...and crazy...what if you installed Clara into one of those $5000 lifelike Swedish "dolls?" Then you could "sit" her at a desk at the front of your office looking like your secretary and she'd be the "face" that people saw when they came in. These dolls are incredibly lifelike and a few incredibly cheapskate catalog photographers have even bought them for photo shoots as (1) they don't want $98000 per hour and (2) I can shoot them at 3 in the morning if I want to.