‘Moonlight’ Wins Best Picture in the Most WTF Moment in Oscar History

Oh that's right, that three hour debauche of Hollywood self-fellating was on tonight, I had better things to do with my time, like watering the rocks in my yard, rearranging my sock drawer and watching dog shit dry up.

What - you expect pretty faces to be able to THINK too?

That. sh!t. was. crazy. But I guess it fits in with how 2017 has been going along so far. Just another day the year of craziness. Poor Warren Beatty, everybody thought he finally went off his rocker at first.

Honestly though it had to be awkward for everybody involved, especially for the crew of La La Land. Sucks to feel on top of the world one second just for it all to be taken away. But that really should in no way take away from their achievement in creating such a great film.

But I'm also really, really happy for the Moonlight crew. I think most everybody had La La Land pegged to take the Oscar as it was "safe" film. So, I can't help but feel satisfaction that Moonlight got the recognition I think it deserves. Congrats Moonlight! And kudos to Jordan Horowitz for being so gracious in welcoming them onto the stage.