Posted on Aug 24, 2017

Paratrooper Accidentally Deploys His Reserve Parachute Inside Plane

SSG Warren Swan

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Oldie but a goodie. How to know your life sucks in 3.....2........DAMN IT CARL!!!!......1

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Last words heard were, what is this handle for?

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PO3 Steven Sherrill

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SSG Warren Swan I bet he was hoping to land in a trash compactor, lava pit, acid bath all more pleasant than dealing with 1st Sgt when he gets back to base.

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PO2 Peter Klein

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No reason to jump out of a perfectly good airplane.

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LTC John Mohor

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Now PO2 Peter Klein remember that perfectly good airplane was built by the lowest bidder! Besides if we wanted to get our feet wet we could have joined the Marines!

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PO2 Peter Klein Someone has to secure the LZ for that airplane

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PO2 Peter Klein

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Both reason are true. I figure there is a third: A mean ass sargent is about to help you out of the plane, forcibly.

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