SEAL Team 6 raid on Baghdadi home cancelled due to Calibri font use in PowerPoint

Everything must be in Times New Roman or Arial. No flying sentences either

CH (COL) Geoff Bailey Thanks for the Flashbacks Chaps, Like All Good Satire this is Based on Some Truth, Kernel of Truth in the Legend. One of the Old Message Processing Systems used an Optical Scanning System, If the Message provided to Me thru the Window was in the Correct Font I could put it thru the Scanner, Wham Bam Thank You Mam and it was Gone but if it was in an Incorrect Font, I Would Probably Hand it back to You but if it were a High Enough Priority I would have to Re Poke it by Hand.

I cannot believe this unless Marskenko wrote about it, O’Neil ran the speaking circuit bragging about it, or there is an ‘Uncommon Valor 2 Death by PowerPoint’.