The Slap Not Heard Round the World

I go to bars that do Karaoke. I don't drink, I do witch drunk idiots that think they're a gift from the heavens do all manner of stupid stuff, and I watch the faces of their victims. Most women that go to a bar, especially those sitting with friends are not looking for a hookup. Most you guys that believe you're the sexy beast that the liquor is telling you, you are, are dead wrong and you're cruising for a meeting with security. So don't get mad when there's an intervention. Security is just trying to get you clear before She claims self defence.