Warren Buffett says 'monkeys' could do as good a job investing as Wall Street financial advisors

Keep In Mind, When You Hire an Advisor,
Their Advise Will Always Cost YOU.
They're A Company,
Established To Make As Much In Profits As Possible,
Much Better To Take A Simple Finance Course And Handle All Of Your Own Money.
And It Only SOUNDS Difficult,
But It's Rather Simple And just Plain Logical.
If You LIKE Getting MUGGED,
Take a Stroll Through Central Park, In New York.

You Keep The Monkeys,
And I'll Take Those Bare Naked Ladies.
Monkeys Will Bite You HARDER
Than The Bare Naked Ladies.