How does an old couple eat at McDonalds?

NOTE: I like tell this joke to my class right before they go to eat lunch

This old man and old woman go to the counter to order their meal at McDonalds.

McDonalds employee asks, "What will it be sir?"

Old man: "We will have one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink."

McDonalds employee: "OK, and what about the little lady?"

Old Man: "That will be all, oh, and can I get an extra cup please?"

McDonalds Employee: "Sure thing, I'll give you an extra cup. I will be right back with your order sir."

They go sit down with the order and prepare to eat. The old man carefully eyes the hamburger and cuts it exactly in half and gives half to his wife. Next, he dumps the fries out on the tray and counts them out again giving half to his wife. He takes the extra cup and pours exactly half the drink into the second cup. Then the old guy starts eating his half while the elderly woman sits watching only taking an occasional sip from her cup.

A young guy was sitting across from them and thought to himself, those poor old folks can only afford one meal between them. It is driving him crazy thinking this so he gets up and goes over to talk to the old couple.

Young man: "Excuse me sir, I see that all you purchased was one hamburger, one order of french fries one drink. I would be glad to buy you another meal if you would let me.

Old Man: "Thank you son but no, we are OK.

Young man: Yes, but only half a burger, fries and drink?

Old Man: Were good young man, we split everything 50/50."

Young man: "Are you sure? I would be more than glad to do it for you."

Old Man: "No son, we are fine but thanks just the same."

The young guy goes back to his seat but can't help but keep watching them as the old man is eating and the old woman is still only taking sips from the drink.

The young guy can't take it any longer and again goes back over to the old couple and offers to buy another meal. Again the old man declines.

Young guy: "Ma'am, is there something wrong with your food? You haven't ate a thing." Can I get you another meal? Yours is getting cold."

Old woman: "No, it's OK. We split everything 50/50. The food is fine. I don't need another meal"

Young man: "But ma'am, you haven't even starting eating. What is wrong?"


Old woman: (Again saying) "We split everything 50/50. I AM WAITING ON THE TEETH. IT'S HIS TURN TO USE THEM FIRST!"