Why Are All Of These Little Green Army Men Doing Yoga?

Most of us played with these little warriors back when were kids. It was either that or Cowboys and Indians. Now they're more into physical health than fighting wars. I'm assuming the video games have something to do with that, or the PC has invaded this toy too.

Those little green Army men we played with as kids have traded in their bazookas for yoga mats.
Shooting, crawling, lobbing grenades, getting melted by lighters stolen from our father’s cigarette drawer, calling in airstrikes on Panzer divisions advancing across kitchen floors — that’s the stuff little green Army men have been doing since they first rolled off the assembly line in the 1930s. Fighting imaginary wars is what they do. But the downward facing dog?

Well. Now they do that, too.