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A little something for the wild goose chase.
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Posted 12 y ago
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An old one but still funny. ..
U.S.Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.
A Captain said it was 50%-50%.
A lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.
The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
God Bless the enlisted man.
AM E R I C A --- home of the free, because of the Brave.
U.S.Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.
A Captain said it was 50%-50%.
A lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.
The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
God Bless the enlisted man.
AM E R I C A --- home of the free, because of the Brave.
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MSG John Wirts
Amen that was one of the best. I enjoyed pulling that one on our officers!! They never learned!
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1LT Nick Kidwell
SSG (Join to see) Nope. This one was a male SPC and the vehicle was the assigned GSA rig.
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ssg Andres Redondo, you have to try having an operator zero a turret on a vehicle. MP'S were pretty good candidate s for that during a vehicles annual service.
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Hey! Look what I finally found after all these years!!!! Guess it wasn't a wild goose chase after all! lol!!
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Bob Petrarca ALS Challenge 8/26/2014
My kids really enjoyed helping me with the ALS Challenge. Our local fire Chief and CERT team leader laid down the gauntlet:
http://youtu.be/-dzoBSFHk-M
http://youtu.be/-dzoBSFHk-M
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Anthony Mackie & Sebastian Stan ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
Hey Chris Evans, Sebastian and I have suited up for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge! We nominate Michael Pena, Benjamin Walker and @jenniferkontax. Please donat...
Sir, check out this one. Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie from "Captain America 2" did the challenge in their respective costumes.
http://youtu.be/QFTvxCP7fpc
http://youtu.be/QFTvxCP7fpc
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Hehehehe.
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Back in my Mechanic / Crew Chief days I've made young troops look for that stuff. It was always funny watching them running around like chickens with their heads cut off trying desparately to locate something they had no clue didn't exist.
I was on the receiving end of the same pranks though when I was fresh out of school so I know what it was about.
All in good fun so long as nobody gets hurt right?
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I had 2 A1C's look all over the base for "cable stretchers" for 2 days. Each shop (across 6 squadrons) that they went to sent them to another place on base. In the end, they brought back a huge pelican case full of random stuff. When we told them we needed the OTHER kit because this one's can of dial-tone was empty, they finally caught on.
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TSgt Joshua Copeland
Might just be a Comm thing. When I was in supply we had people go to NDI to get their steel toe boots inspected. Who would in turn send them to the Med Group, and they would send them to dental...etc. The 203 blank firing adapter is another good one.
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MSG John Wirts
My fondest memories are of SNIPE hunting, sending a private out to get pigeon milk for pancakes, and sending a new mechanic out to get a left-handed crescent wrench.
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