Posted on Dec 29, 2013
SSG Andrew Dydasco
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Things you can do or say at basic to ensure additional smoke sessions.
I thought this would be a good way to add some humor to the discussions list.<br><br><br>Things like...:<br><br><br>- Simply ask "Why?" for anything.<br>- "That was easy." after getting smoked<br>- Complain about the heat/cold<br>- Touch the campaign hat.
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SPC David Hannaman
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"Drop what? I'm not carrying anything Sir"

Oh that first day was hard...
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CPT Aaron Kletzing
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"Turn that light back out. I wasn't done sleeping. Need another 30 mikes."
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CPT Public Affairs Officer
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Not only stash contraband....but sell contraband. We had a freakin' supplement mafia in 1st PLT.
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SPC Elijah J. Henry, MBA Ooooooh, that's a good one!
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SPC Randall Eichelberger
SPC Randall Eichelberger
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We had a dip mafia when I went through. Friends mailing me cans of kiwi cleaned out and put dip in. Sell to other privates. Never left my wall locker unsecured so DS's had no reason to look. No one thought twice about kiwi. Got caught week before graduation b/c they gave us 2 hours of personal time instead of one and some jackass was walking around with a dip in and then ratted. I admitted it because I figured it would get me out of MP OSUT on time rather than going through TDS and figured they wanted to see integrity. DS' took my overnight pass and made me stay in the barracks with my business partner and everyone else that willingly fessed up. Ate a summarized article 15 for that one though. Graduated on time and made a ton of dough and didn't get a money punishment just restriction for 4 days.
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TSgt Sean LaPlante
TSgt Sean LaPlante
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SPC Randall Eichelberger - Man, that’s dumb luck...
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SrA Marc Haynes
SrA Marc Haynes
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That is hedging on the role of the Spec 4 domain isn’t!
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LCpl Douglas Landrith Jr
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Out shoot your Sr. D.I. (and all the other D.I.'s) they just happened to have to qualify the week we were on the Range...
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SFC Telecommunications Operations Chief
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"Wow Drill Sergeant, you have beautiful eyes!" She smiled the entire time she was smoking me.
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SPC Joel Alioto
SPC Joel Alioto
6 y
Bravo
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SFC Tim Mosher
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In 1980, Drill Sergeant Perrine imparted this wisdom to us:
If you hear any of these phrases coming out of your head, your are automatically WRONG!
- I thought,
- I heard, or
- Somebody told me
Wisdom of the ages right there.
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SSG Senior Supply Sergeant
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I offered a Tic-Tac to my Drill SGT... that was the hardest day in my life...
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SSG Ken Schiffner
SSG Ken Schiffner
>1 y
Hahahahahaha
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SPC Joel Alioto
SPC Joel Alioto
6 y
Rock on!
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SSG Melvin Nulph
SSG Melvin Nulph
6 y
Lmmfao, priceless!
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SMSgt Bryan Raines
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My son would say have your TI (Air Force) go visit your E-8 father who just happened to be stationed on the same base and come back with a request from said father to do extra pt. TI loved it, my son not so much.
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SGT Signal Support Systems Specialist
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Sing while getting smoked... Oh how I loved getting smoked.

My mouth just couldn't shut it sometimes. Once I was told I had a great voice tho. Bahahaha
I was the squad leader and plt Sgt so I got smoked quite often.
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SGT Signal Support Systems Specialist
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Uh who was it?? You can go ahead and say it
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SFC Bryan Clark
SFC Bryan Clark
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there shouldn't be smoking sessions....!!!! Need to learn discipline
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SGT Signal Support Systems Specialist
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I joined late, so it was hard to not give my opinion on idiotic things. It got better as I got more rank. I still took up for what was wrong or right. Sometimes people don't like hearing the truth, no matter how respectful you are. ;-)
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SPC David Hannaman
SPC David Hannaman
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Oh yeah, Platoon/Squad leader had targets on their back (I know first hand, *three* of my battle buddies got promoted to the position).

I personally was the "King of incognito"... for a while there I was responsible for cleaning the Drill office. Every day I would go in and sweep the carpet on my hands and knees using a hand broom, empty the ashtrays, take out the trash. Never said a thing, never made eye contact, just went in, did my job and tried to be "Invisible Dave".

It worked, my ears were open, my platoon knew what to expect for the day.
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SSG Doug H
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Tell them that your dad was a Drill Sgt for 10 years and they don't scare you.

As a side note, My Father in Law was a Viet Nam vet, and a Drill Sergeant but had a long break in service and had to re-attend Basic. None of his Drill Sergeants knew, until he was in his Dress uniform for graduation.
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SPC David Hannaman
SPC David Hannaman
6 y
Smart man.
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PO2 Chris Mccarthy
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