What is the most military-appropriate name you've encountered in the military?

There was a Lt Hook at Eglin AFB when I was there. I shipped out before he made Captain.
I worked with a Sgt Warren A Rousseau, who had his initials on his car license plate.

Served with a Chief Corpsman named Rambo. Big dude with Popeye arms.

Army PFC John Rambo,
And Marine Corps SSgt Major (which caused me a lot of confusion trying to learn the ranks as a new recruit).

While at Lackland AFB i met these two guys who were comedians of sorts who were friends both were in the navy and both were training for shore police in the Navy their names were Seaman Spitzz and Seaman Gussler funniest two guys yould ever meet joined the navy because with their last names the thought it would be funny it was esspecially watching their instructor try to say their names with a straight face

I knew a MAJOR Gunn and Capt Admiral.

In Engineer Officer Basic (EOBC - early 1977), our artillery instruction was Major Tanks.

The Only Unique Name I remember was LT Skull, Royal Navy, My Divo for TACINTEL School, Shaved Head and Pretty Wicked on the Rugby Pitch

In the mess hall, Sergeant Ham and SSgt Rice. Also, one of my son's friends is a Lieutenant Colonel Commander.

Had a guy in one unit whose last name was Drinkwater. Private Drinkwatet

When I was in Iraq I met a Major Dick. He was a nice guy though. He gave a couple of us a ride home from the PX.