Posted on Apr 27, 2015
CH (MAJ) William Beaver
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You've been to military balls. Like me, you've seen a wide variety of ball gowns. What is an appropriate ball gown? What is not? Can you give or show example?
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If that was my unit's function that couple would be asked to leave prior to even reaching the receiving line, I don't care what rank the husband is, completely unacceptable.

Before military formal functions I always give a LPD on etiquette to ensure this and things like this do not occur. I have seen some borderline gowns but never something to this extreme.
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Each installation has a set standard on how we are to dress. I had to tell a woman at the one mile track who had a bikini top on running to put a shirt on. Please note this track was being utilized by a nearby school's track team. The issue was not because she was arguing with me but because she stated no told her the day prior when she and her friends did it. If we as leaders do not speak up, this act will continue to escalate and dates will eventually go to the far extremes to see what type or dress attire they can get away with.
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SSgt Jerry Young
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The ball is an formal event not a high school gonna get laid prom. People should dress respectfully.
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CPL Rickford Foo
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Respectful dress is always important!
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COL Robert Jones
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She is just an example of what one sees all the time. No news here.
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SGT Signal Support Systems Specialist
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Thank you SGT Scott Bailey but you wouldn't catch me in something like that, Lol. I really hate dresses and if I had to wear one, it would have a lot more cloth on it. ;-)
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SGT Signal Support Systems Specialist
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BOOYA my 1st vote down. I guess you think it's ok to dress trashy like this. NO Problems CW2 (Join to see)
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SGT Scott Bailey
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I don't really think it matters which dress you wear. I think you would look beautiful in anything you wear SGT. I'm not flirting, I am just stating a fact. I hope you have a nice weekend.
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PO2 Sam Lovejoy
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Howling LMAO
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To me, this is something more tasteful than the picture on this question. That gown is the Officer's wife way of saying, look at me I'm hot. It is totally tacky and inappropriate. And dancing like that in a gown like that to boot. A simple gown like this is more in order.
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SPC Ari Manttari
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Perfect young lady,I like red.
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SSG Jeffrey Landry
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Very beautiful
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SSG Jeffrey Landry
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I agree your gown is very pretty but you make it look beautiful
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SSG Jeffrey Landry - Thank you but it is not me.
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What's a tasteful military ball gown?
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CH (MAJ) William Beaver I guess the rank doesn't tell how your spouse should dress for a ball. They should learn from the Private's wife (insert bragging here). Kind of like the examples CMSgt (Join to see) uploaded.
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PO3 Heather McNeil
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The dress suits her physique. It looks nice.
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SPC Military Police
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She looks lovely.
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SPC Military Police
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SGT (Join to see) - Showing off too much cleavage? Do you understand the struggles big breasted women face on a daily basis? Please know that even turtlenecks are revealing, I know first hand with my 36DD cup. Doesn't matter what I wear, I ALWAYS have cleavage.
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SGT Heather Miles - As my girls proceed me everywhere I go, I can relate.
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SSgt Geospatial Intelligence
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Imagine my embarrassment. I showed up wearing the same dress...
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SSgt Geospatial Intelligence
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She works in a highlighter factory & they were making orange highlighters that day?
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SSgt Air Traffic Controller
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Spray tanning at its best...
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COL Signal Officer
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Less is really more!
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CPL Fred Freeman
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You have won the internet!
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Maj Chris Nelson
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This is from last years AF Ball here at Malmstrom. My wife made her own dress this year.
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Maj Chris Nelson
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SFC (Join to see) I would be interested in the reason for the down vote.... is it retribution for your down vote for inappropriate comments to my pictures? Feeling butt hurt? or do you have a valid reason for the down vote for my attempt at showing the younger troops that both spouses and dependent children can have appropriate wear? I would be interested in knowing your thought processes.
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SFC Recruiting and Retention NCO (ANG)
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Maj. Nelson I wasn't knocking your family picture, I was knocking the original post thread, which is where my comment went. My observation is that dependents put the soldiers judgment in jeopardy. Before think you have chewed someone's ass, look at the facts, don't read into them. If you would like to attempt to chew my ass in person, message me and we will see what can be arraigned. Below you will see the pictures I was commenting on. Looking forward to your rebuttal.
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Maj Chris Nelson
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Thank you for your reply. I felt that your comments would have been appropriate for the original thread (new comment to the original photo). But placing it inside the sub-thread of the photos of my family seemed lend it not to the original photo, but the ones that I had contributed.
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TSgt David L.
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Making a comment and a down vote would have been easy to do in the original question rather than giving the appearance of a down vote to someone and their spouse. Unless the down vote was really meant for the Major with no real explanation. Just my 2 cents...
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^^NOT that, Sir. :\

I realize that we all have our own styles and that class cannot be purchased, but wow! This is definitely inappropriate in my opinion.

I am a big fan of classic and timeless, a la Audrey Hepburn. Being elegant does not mean being dowdy. Cannot go wrong with black! :)
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I am curious why you downvoted me.
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PO3 Mike Haney
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Awesome. Elegance, style and grace.
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TSgt Jerry Le
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i would luv to take a woman to a ball wearing this dress
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SGT(P) Unit Supply Specialist
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CMSgt (Join to see) I also got a downvote in my pic with my wife because "rank doesn't have anything to do with how you dress". Exactly what I was pointing with the pic.
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Appropriate means covered with nothing falling out. A slit should be no more than knee high. Men should not feel like they are in a strip club.
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SGT Signal Support Systems Specialist
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A nice looking couple!
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SGT Melinda Ortiz
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Hum? Uff, um well awww! Um
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PO2 Curtiss Johnson
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Very Nice! :)
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CH (MAJ) William Beaver I'll just leave this here...
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PFC Military Police
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i agree with SGT Michael, it this was a wife of a lower enlistment it will be a whole different story right there.
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SPC Military Police
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She has great legs. And yes, I am a lady admiring another's fit physique. That dress is wack.
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SGT Jaime Alaniz
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Looks like a stripper
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SPC Elizabeth DeCamp
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Trashy. She has absolutely no respect for the tradition. Does the whole world have to know you're not wearing any underwear?
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SPC David S.
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I think I found her date. Must be an armor thing with the tanker boots and and all.
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SPC David S.
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Yes indeed - a strange sci-fi from the 70's called Zardoz - Sean saves mankind from its hopelessly stagnant status quo - so I think.
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SSgt Heating, Ventilation, AC, and Refrigeration
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Definitely one of the weirdest movies Ive ever seen
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CW2 Michael Mullikin
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Definitely captures the tanker's ethos perfectly, except the outfit should be yellow.
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CPT Wes Marsh
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Horse artillery.
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