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I was just on YouTube and came across a set by a Comic I saw some forty years ago in Texas: Andy Huggins. He is 74 now, and still doing Stand Up Gigs. And three of his one liners made me cry with laughter. So here is what Andy said:
1) I looked up my Spirit Animal, and is said: "Extinct."
2) I have to walk for my health. But after seventy everything is a trip hazard so I wear a helmet. I don't want to look strange...so I carry a skateboard."
And finally this gem:
"I am in my seventies, and I would like a companion or friend again. So I joined a dating App for people my age...it is called: "Carbon Dating."
I spit out my hot chocolate. He hasn't lost a step in Comedy.
1) I looked up my Spirit Animal, and is said: "Extinct."
2) I have to walk for my health. But after seventy everything is a trip hazard so I wear a helmet. I don't want to look strange...so I carry a skateboard."
And finally this gem:
"I am in my seventies, and I would like a companion or friend again. So I joined a dating App for people my age...it is called: "Carbon Dating."
I spit out my hot chocolate. He hasn't lost a step in Comedy.
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Found This On Line -- With "Spirit Animal"--"Extinct."
Hope You Enjoy It Again
https://youtu.be/7FPAWfqTpa0?si=6YPx5SWAUHfQkYpU
Hope You Enjoy It Again
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
About Everything You Want To Know Or See Again Is Somewhere On The Web,
Just Punch It Into Your "Search Engine" And POOF, Like Magic it's There.
Just Punch It Into Your "Search Engine" And POOF, Like Magic it's There.
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
CPL Douglas Chrysler -
YES,. With A Close Friend Just To Look Around, Check Out Your House, Look In Your Rooms Until We Discovered Nobody Was Home - So Since We Had Nothing Else To Do, We Look In Your Fridge And Stole Your Beer-
YES,. With A Close Friend Just To Look Around, Check Out Your House, Look In Your Rooms Until We Discovered Nobody Was Home - So Since We Had Nothing Else To Do, We Look In Your Fridge And Stole Your Beer-
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
CPL Douglas Chrysler -
-----Here's My Friend With Whom I Was With & He Want's You To Know
"You're Out Of Vodka"~~
-----Here's My Friend With Whom I Was With & He Want's You To Know
"You're Out Of Vodka"~~
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CPL Douglas Chrysler
A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney I was thinking you must have seen the gardener through a window thinking it was a mirror.
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
CPL Douglas Chrysler -
You're KIDDING, You'd Actually Take The Chance Of
Pissing Off Your Neighbors For NOT Hiring Illegals As They Do?
~ OIGAME, Sehasen El Trabajo Mucho Mejor Que Los Gringos ~
(LISTEN TO ME, They Do The Work Better Than The Gringos)
(In Spanish "Listen To Me" Is Used As We'd Say "HEY" To Get Someone's Attention.)
-Because "HEY BITCH" Isn't As Polite-
You're KIDDING, You'd Actually Take The Chance Of
Pissing Off Your Neighbors For NOT Hiring Illegals As They Do?
~ OIGAME, Sehasen El Trabajo Mucho Mejor Que Los Gringos ~
(LISTEN TO ME, They Do The Work Better Than The Gringos)
(In Spanish "Listen To Me" Is Used As We'd Say "HEY" To Get Someone's Attention.)
-Because "HEY BITCH" Isn't As Polite-
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