Posted on Sep 26, 2019
97-of-climate-scientists-agree-that-we-only-have-18-months-to-save-their-jobs
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This is satire! This is not a true story, but even then, certain progressives don't have a sense of humor and may call me a climate denier for posting this. On the contrary, why waste a trillion dollars when the Earth is going to warm anyway.
97-of-climate-scientists-agree-that-we-only-have-18-months-to-save-their-jobs
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Never trust anyone who doesn't have a sense of humor, especially a scientist
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Thank you, my friend LTC (Join to see) for posting the satire
"An international body of nearly 100 climate scientists convened by the United Nations have issued a stern warning to the rest of the world.
Unless governments around the globe undertake “unprecedented” action to reverse it, 97 percent of climate scientists will lose their jobs.
In short, the scientists say the world has only eighteen months to tackle climate change to avoid some serious unemployment in the climate science industry.
“If we can’t convince people that the world is ending soon due to climate change and thus secure funding for more studies about how the world is ending,” said climatologist Peter Zeiglerface, “then we’re going to be out of a job and forced to sit at home and play with our home weather stations all day!”
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"An international body of nearly 100 climate scientists convened by the United Nations have issued a stern warning to the rest of the world.
Unless governments around the globe undertake “unprecedented” action to reverse it, 97 percent of climate scientists will lose their jobs.
In short, the scientists say the world has only eighteen months to tackle climate change to avoid some serious unemployment in the climate science industry.
“If we can’t convince people that the world is ending soon due to climate change and thus secure funding for more studies about how the world is ending,” said climatologist Peter Zeiglerface, “then we’re going to be out of a job and forced to sit at home and play with our home weather stations all day!”
FYI SGT Mark Anderson SGT Jim Arnold SSgt Terry P. Maj Robert Thornton SFC (Join to see) SGT Steve McFarland MSG Andrew White Maj Bill Smith, Ph.D. MSG (Join to see) MSgt David Hoffman TSgt David L. SMSgt Lawrence McCarter SP5 Mark Kuzinski SFC Jack Champion
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