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Why Are We Not Talking About Menopause?
In the spirit of Judy Blume’s lesser-known classic, “Fuck You, God! It’s Me Margaret Again!”, we bring you a topic no one else will: Menopause. This is a dig...
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
LMAO, Charlie,
Funny SH*T, Guy.
But That Reminded Me Of Something I Either Made Up Or Stole From Some Comedian.
He States "My Wife Sent Me To The Drug Store To Get Her Some Tampons";
When I Asked The Pharmacist "Where Are The Tampons"?,
He Asked Me "Well, Which Size Does Does She Use"?
Of Course, I Hadn't A Clue, So I Said:
"WHAT, Those Damned Things Come In Sizes"?
He stated "Yes, The Come In Small, Medium And Large".
So I Just Said:
"What The Hell, I'll Take 2 Boxes Of The Large Ones;
If They Don't Fit, She Can Just Grab A Few Of Them, Hold Them In A Bunch,
And Tie Them Together With A Piece Of Rope"..
Funny SH*T, Guy.
But That Reminded Me Of Something I Either Made Up Or Stole From Some Comedian.
He States "My Wife Sent Me To The Drug Store To Get Her Some Tampons";
When I Asked The Pharmacist "Where Are The Tampons"?,
He Asked Me "Well, Which Size Does Does She Use"?
Of Course, I Hadn't A Clue, So I Said:
"WHAT, Those Damned Things Come In Sizes"?
He stated "Yes, The Come In Small, Medium And Large".
So I Just Said:
"What The Hell, I'll Take 2 Boxes Of The Large Ones;
If They Don't Fit, She Can Just Grab A Few Of Them, Hold Them In A Bunch,
And Tie Them Together With A Piece Of Rope"..
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Unlimited Supplies;
No Strings Attached.!
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
PO1 William "Chip" Nagel -
I Came Up With That After Watching An Ad For A Furniture Sale.
All It Was Is An Ad For Quality Furniture At Low Prices & Free Delivery.
"No Strings Attached".
And Somehow, My Brain Grabbed It And Went Wild With It.
It's Just The Way My Mind Seems To Work...
OH...Just Yesterday We Had One Of Our Male Cats Neutered.
When The Vet Called A Few Hours Later, To Let Us Know He Had The Surgery & Was Ready To Be Picked Up, She Asked If I Had Any Questions....
(Her Mistake.!.... Of Course I Did.!)
I Said "May I Ask A Medical Question About Gary's Surgery"?
And She Said "Sure, What Would You Like To Know"?
To Which I Replied, "Well, I've Always Wondered About This;
Which Surgical Method Do You Prefer When Castrating A Cat As Small As Gary, (Pause)....
Do You Prefer Using A Pair Of Hedge Clippers Or A Weed Whacker"?
She Started Laughing Her Butt Off, And It Took Her A Moment To Regain Her Composure, Then She Replied, Still Chuckling,
"Damn, You Just Made My Day; But Please Come And Get Gary,
He'll Be Ready In About An Hour."...
I Came Up With That After Watching An Ad For A Furniture Sale.
All It Was Is An Ad For Quality Furniture At Low Prices & Free Delivery.
"No Strings Attached".
And Somehow, My Brain Grabbed It And Went Wild With It.
It's Just The Way My Mind Seems To Work...
OH...Just Yesterday We Had One Of Our Male Cats Neutered.
When The Vet Called A Few Hours Later, To Let Us Know He Had The Surgery & Was Ready To Be Picked Up, She Asked If I Had Any Questions....
(Her Mistake.!.... Of Course I Did.!)
I Said "May I Ask A Medical Question About Gary's Surgery"?
And She Said "Sure, What Would You Like To Know"?
To Which I Replied, "Well, I've Always Wondered About This;
Which Surgical Method Do You Prefer When Castrating A Cat As Small As Gary, (Pause)....
Do You Prefer Using A Pair Of Hedge Clippers Or A Weed Whacker"?
She Started Laughing Her Butt Off, And It Took Her A Moment To Regain Her Composure, Then She Replied, Still Chuckling,
"Damn, You Just Made My Day; But Please Come And Get Gary,
He'll Be Ready In About An Hour."...
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My little sister mentioned awhile back she was tired of the dating scene.
Said she was "going to give men a pause."
My little sister mentioned awhile back she was tired of the dating scene.
Said she was "going to give men a pause."
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