Trump Indicted For Keeping Classified Documents At Mar-A-Lago Instead Of Somewhere Secure Like...

I have to love it! I can see Trump saying: For his part, Mr. Trump has denied all wrongdoing. "I hide all my classified documents behind the best, most beautiful cars at Mar-A-Lago," said Mr. Trump.

I THOUGHT They WERE Secure....!
He SAID He Locked The Door To The Bathroom.
That's NOT Secure Enough"?

They are going to be so surprised when they wake up with egg all over their faces Brother Dale.