Based On LEGO Evidence, FBI Believes Capitol Rioter Was Also Planning Attack On Hogwarts Castle

The Bee is wound up again. I'm holding out for the Lego interior of the Capital set before forming an opinion.

Thank you my sister-in-Christ Lt Col Charlie Brown with a good sense of humor for posting the satirical Babylonbee.com account 'Based On LEGO Evidence, FBI Believes Capitol Rioter Was Also Planning Attack On Hogwarts Castle'
I expect residents of Hogwarts are shivering from wand to toes :-)

FYI MSgt Dave Hoffman SGT Steve McFarland SGT Mark Anderson SFC Ralph E Kelley SGM Major Stroupe LTC (Join to see) MAJ Ken Landgren MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D. Maj Robert Thornton SFC William Farrell CSM Charles Hayden

I knew it!