Posted on Sep 3, 2023
City Of Chicago Sues Murder Victims For Not Getting Out Of The Way Of Bullets
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I sent this one out to friends yesterday. The Bee has been not just satire but predictive of late...so look out Chicago
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
CORONAL.?
I Have A Friend, Still In The Lock Smith Business & Licensed To Carry A Side Arm.
He Flew Over To Chicago For A Lock Smith Convention, From Lansing MI, To Chicago, IL.
Upon Landing In Chicago, The Police Met Him As He Departed From The Plane And Arrested Him... His Michigan License Was Void In Illinois. From Jail, A Lawyer Was Recommended, So He Called Him....And Here's How It Went: The Lawyer Stated:
"You'll Need $1,000.00 And The Charges Will Be Dismissed.... $500.00 For Me And The Other $500.00 Is For The Judge,..About An Hour Later, Never Even Needed To Appear In Court, Walked Out Of Jail, Called A Cab & Went To The Convention.....Believe Me When I Say: "Chicago Has It's Own Way Of Doing Business, And It AIN'T Gonna Change Any Time Soon" ..... Or As Bill Gates Would Explain It: "LIFE Isn't FAIR, Get USE To It"!
I Have A Friend, Still In The Lock Smith Business & Licensed To Carry A Side Arm.
He Flew Over To Chicago For A Lock Smith Convention, From Lansing MI, To Chicago, IL.
Upon Landing In Chicago, The Police Met Him As He Departed From The Plane And Arrested Him... His Michigan License Was Void In Illinois. From Jail, A Lawyer Was Recommended, So He Called Him....And Here's How It Went: The Lawyer Stated:
"You'll Need $1,000.00 And The Charges Will Be Dismissed.... $500.00 For Me And The Other $500.00 Is For The Judge,..About An Hour Later, Never Even Needed To Appear In Court, Walked Out Of Jail, Called A Cab & Went To The Convention.....Believe Me When I Say: "Chicago Has It's Own Way Of Doing Business, And It AIN'T Gonna Change Any Time Soon" ..... Or As Bill Gates Would Explain It: "LIFE Isn't FAIR, Get USE To It"!
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SEE?... Did I NOT Tell You:
"Dodge Ball Could Be A Valuable Tool In Your Profession"?
As Is Stated : "HEY Dude; Duck & Dive, Then Chuck 'n Jive;
If You Get Away From The Cops, You My Be Able To Beat This Rap." !
"Dodge Ball Could Be A Valuable Tool In Your Profession"?
As Is Stated : "HEY Dude; Duck & Dive, Then Chuck 'n Jive;
If You Get Away From The Cops, You My Be Able To Beat This Rap." !
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I suppose the ammunition companies could also sue them for disfiguring their bullets Brother Dale.
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
Carve An X On The Head Of Your Ammo & When It Hits The Target,
It'll Split Into 4 And Head Out In All 4 Directions, Hitting Everything In It's Path,.
It'll Split Into 4 And Head Out In All 4 Directions, Hitting Everything In It's Path,.
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