Dirty Harry - Nobody Puts Ketchup On A Hot Dog

The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council recently expressed it's disapproval of adults using ketchup on hot dogs. In a guide to hot dog etiquette, the organization decreed that for those 18 years of age and older, acceptable wiener toppings include mustard, relish, onions, cheese and chili. You have to grow up sometime. Its immature to use ketchup on a hotdog or bratwurst as the acidity in the ketchup removes some of the flavor of the meat which is a no-no! So while your holding that ketchup bottle over your hotdog and Dirty Harry comes up to you and asks you if you really want to do that..........well do ya punk? What will you do?

Mustard! End of discussion!

Obviously, somebody does. I don't.