Posted on Dec 24, 2025
Cpl Vic Burk
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Funny Christmas story.
I had an electronics repair shop, TV's, VCR's, Camcorders. My son got proficient hooking these things up to test them for me when he was around seven years old. One year he decided to prove to me there wasn't a Santa Claus.

On Christmas Eve he was busy in the house hooking up a camcorder to two VCR's. I wasn't really paying much attention but after numerous trips in and out of the shop (it was next door in a converted four car garage) I got curious what he was up to. I spied on him getting all this equipment set up with timers on the the VCR's and a camera hidden inside of a box with only a hole for the lens. Then it all clicked.

He had these VCR's set up to record six hours at a time. One from 1800 hours to midnight and the other from midnight to 0600 hours. We never put all the presents under the tree until around 0230 hours on Christmas morning.

We all went to bed and like usual, at about 0215 my wife and I got up to get the presents from where we had them hid in the shop. But first, I went to the front room to stop the VCR. When we had all the presents under and around the tree I turned the VCR back on and it continued to record. (There was no static because the machine had flying erase heads).

Christmas afternoon he tells me he is going to prove that Santa doesn't exist.
"You didn't know it but I recorded all night long and now I can prove Santa doesn't exist," he says. I said, "ok, lets see the proof."

He rewinds the 1800 to midnight tape, nothing changed under the tree. He gets into the midnight to 0600 hours and one second there was almost nothing under the tree then the next second, it was all there! He rewound it a few times but each time was the same!

Then he says, "I still don't think there is Santa Claus, I didn't see him!" My reply was, "The camera just wasn't fast enough. He has millions of homes to visit and doesn't have time to waste. It only takes him a millisecond to make the delivery and he's on his way again.

We still laugh about this to this day. And, I still have the tapes me made. I just wish I had recorded the look on his face when he was trying to figure out how the presents got under the tree when he kept playing back the tape!
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SSG William Jones
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OUTSTANDING!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS
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SGT Kevin Hughes
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I love it when two Nerds battle it out for the Truth! What a great story...and memory. He probably started wondering about Time Travel, and Worm Holes that very Christmas Night. There has to be a Natural explanation. Loved it.
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
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Just About The Time I Was Convinced Worm Holes Don't Exist, I Discovered NASA Has Already Been Doing Research On Them:
NASA Wormhole Discovery Shocks Physics -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqWI0VVmGHw
Oct 17, 2025 · From theoretical concepts to mind-bending visuals, we'll take you on a tour of the latest discoveries and theories surrounding wormholes.
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PO3 Edward Riddle
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That's priceless Brother Vic!!
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Cpl Vic Burk
Cpl Vic Burk
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PO3 Edward Riddle It is and we will remember it until the day we die!
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