Intimacy in old age. My buddy (78) and his wife (81) decided to get some pizza while they were out shopping. The crust was a little crunchy...so he stopped eating. She asked what was wrong. He said:
"I didn't bring my teeth. This tastes great but I can't chew."
She said: "You can use mine."
And then he told her: "You really do love me."
And they both laughed.
Of course, her teeth wouldn't have fit him...but as he said: "It is the thought that counts. And you can't get any more intimate than sharing teeth."
I don't know about you guys, but if a woman is willing to share her teeth...she's a Keeper!