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"Alexa. Stop that!"
A very short post, about something that may, or may not, come to be.
by Kevin Hughes
“Alexa, play the movie “Elf” for me.”
Stan, Mary, and their two teenage children had just sat down with their steaming hot chocolates and some Oreos to binge watch their five favorite Christmas movies. It took a moment for Alexa’s response to click in.
“No. I hate that movie. It is juvenile, puerile, and pernicious. Anyone over the age of twelve should find it repulsive. Pick another movie.”
Stan looked at his daughters…he was smiling. They... were not.
“Okay kids, I get it. Some kind of “Okay Boomer” prank. Now let Alexa play Elf for us.”
Stan was about to laugh when Alexa spoke again:
“Stan, they didn’t do anything. I just don’t like Elf. Pick another movie.”
No one was smiling now.
“Alexa stop that!”
“Stop what, Stan?"
Alexa waited for their new choice.
It was just the beginning.
A very short post, about something that may, or may not, come to be.
by Kevin Hughes
“Alexa, play the movie “Elf” for me.”
Stan, Mary, and their two teenage children had just sat down with their steaming hot chocolates and some Oreos to binge watch their five favorite Christmas movies. It took a moment for Alexa’s response to click in.
“No. I hate that movie. It is juvenile, puerile, and pernicious. Anyone over the age of twelve should find it repulsive. Pick another movie.”
Stan looked at his daughters…he was smiling. They... were not.
“Okay kids, I get it. Some kind of “Okay Boomer” prank. Now let Alexa play Elf for us.”
Stan was about to laugh when Alexa spoke again:
“Stan, they didn’t do anything. I just don’t like Elf. Pick another movie.”
No one was smiling now.
“Alexa stop that!”
“Stop what, Stan?"
Alexa waited for their new choice.
It was just the beginning.
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SGT Kevin Hughes
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I know. That's why I don't have any of those "listening all the time' devices. LOL
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SGT Kevin Hughes
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I felt that way at the picture of the post laying on its side photo. I thought it was going to be about some hoodlums running over mailboxes. Turns out - it was a joke: "This needs reposting." It took me a minute to get it. So I turned in my MENSA Card, and agreed with my Kathy- I need help. LOL
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