Posted on Mar 7, 2015
Can you see what is wrong with this ribbon rack?
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Occasionally I will post pictures and ask what's wrong with them. Here is another I recently found online. Can you see what's wrong with this pictures?
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Haruo Chikamori
As a civvie-puke, most of us don’t know the first thing about military decorations. But here goes:
1. Rack is on a Marine Corps Khaki shirt. Marines cannot be SEALs unless one gets out of the Marine Corps and goes into the NAVY and is selected for BUD/S. The rack should be on a USN khaki shirt.
2. Navy ribbons are 3 across; not four.
3. The “budweiser” is lapel pin sized, not the correct size for a khaki uniform.
4. The whole order of precedence is completely fucked up. The Silver Star should be the topmost ribbon in order of precedence.
I’m sure there’s more, but as a civvie puke, these are the four that stand out to me.
1. Rack is on a Marine Corps Khaki shirt. Marines cannot be SEALs unless one gets out of the Marine Corps and goes into the NAVY and is selected for BUD/S. The rack should be on a USN khaki shirt.
2. Navy ribbons are 3 across; not four.
3. The “budweiser” is lapel pin sized, not the correct size for a khaki uniform.
4. The whole order of precedence is completely fucked up. The Silver Star should be the topmost ribbon in order of precedence.
I’m sure there’s more, but as a civvie puke, these are the four that stand out to me.
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SFC Greg Bruorton
He has trouble wearing his beret correctly too. I'm surprised he isn't wearing major's leaves on his epaulets to tell everyone he is a sergeant major.
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CPL Cord Nipper
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We used to take CSM rank, cut off the two chevrons and rockers them m'nu it all black.
Anytime we had a PFC getting too big for his britches we'd hand him a pair.
We used to take CSM rank, cut off the two chevrons and rockers them m'nu it all black.
Anytime we had a PFC getting too big for his britches we'd hand him a pair.
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SFC Greg Bruorton
The only item he has placed correctly is the CIB. Everything else is out of whack. He needs therapy.
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Holly crap, that is a soup sandwich. Navy and Marine Corps awards, all sorts of messed up and a Mess Dress Trident. The first award is the Marine Corps Reserve Ribbon for 10 years of service prior to Dec 1965 and obsolete.
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LCDR (Join to see)
Army 2LT rank instead of the smaller USMC collar rank, and ugh, totally wrong belt buckle. the ribbons....wow. the other comments say it pretty well.
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Lt Col Robert Canfield
I wonder if he has back problems due to the asymmetric loading of medals on his left side? It could be the cause of a service connected disability.
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As if the awards were the ONLY thing wrong. Haha. There is SOOOooo... much more wrong with this oxygen thief.
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CPL Marc Lancaster
A Navy SEAL, Marine wearing a Garrison cap and TWO National Defense Service Medals ?!? Move over, Audie Murphy!
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C/SSgt. Hillmer
wearing an USMC Cover with Navy Seal breast pin on, Ribbons exceed 1/8 of an inch and is not centered on pocket, wtf why Grey trousers should be Green if an Marine khaki if Navy, obviously no shirt stays b/c shirt is not tucked tight, and cover is not on his head right.
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In a word, everything. 2 NDSMs, no star for 2nd award, order of precedence is way outta wack.
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PO3 Sherry Thornburg
I as sure it had somethin to do with all those ribbons. Navy is my service and I didn't recognize most of them. a few I did were from my dad's era.
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SFC Roger Noel
Guys these photo's are so screw up all I can do is laugh!!!! Love the comments though !
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Got it. His Halo Ghost ribbon is in front of the Call of Duty ribbon. And furthermore, the "I'll never see a woman naked" ribbon looks tattered.
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LTC Jason Strickland
SSG (Join to see) - quit your day job and sign up for Last Comic Standing...NOW!!
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