I failed two PT tests and my unit is still trying to keep me in the Army. Can they do that?

Dude, you know what you do, serve out your contract, and then get out. Until then, pass your PT test, and do your fucking job. The Army is not for everyone, but once you sign on the dotted line, you are in for your term of enlistment.

I should add, posting this, here, is incredibly fucking stupid, and will be something you regret.

The funny thing about soldiers who do dumb things to get chaptered is that a few years down the road they wish they were still in. Too many times we've seen people who post on here that they did something stupid so that they could get out of the Army. They then ask for advice on how to get back in or how to get their discharge upgraded. The easiest way to leave the Army is to complete your enlistment and earn that honorable discharge. There are many soldiers who successfully complete their enlistments with bad backs, knees, feet, and other ailments. I highly encourage you to rethink your plan of action and stick out your commitment.

Hopefully your CO is delaying your discharge so that your court for malingering can give you a less than honorable discharge. My prediction is you will get your release and spend the rest of your life living off taxpayers just as you wasted the taxpayer's money by enlisting.