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PO1 Brian Austin
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Never ending ammunition without changing out a magazine.
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SPC James Gromley
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All and have mentioned M.A.S.H the thing about saluting officers in field situation or front line positions, not going to happen.
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PFC Stan Bussanich
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A1C Connie Moffitt - Marines are Marines, not navy.
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SPC Cannon Fire Direction Specialist
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How about in Westerns where the horses never got shot. According to historians, they aimed for the horses first. Hollywood didn’t think (and rightfully so) that the viewing public had the stomach for seeing horses getting killed
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PO2 Sylvester Williams
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PFC Stan Bussanich - But what is written on your check? It says,"Department of the Navy"
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SSgt Charles Freeman
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Will Smith's soul patch, screwed up epaulets, and language in Independence Day. If a Marine calls another Marine "soldier" and he's not joking he's gonna get punched in the mouth.......No disrespect meant toward soldiers.
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SP5 Art Schleinkofer
SP5 Art Schleinkofer
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I was a soldier, I was in the army. Marines are marines are marines, they are part of the navy but they are not sailors. Sailors are in the navy and airmen are part of the Air Force. What will we call the Space Force members? The far-outs?
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Capt Jerry Sanders
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SP5 Art Schleinkofer - I would suggest
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CPT Chemical, Biological, Radiological & Nuclear Officer
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26 years in the Army and I'd only call a Marine, Airman, or Seaman Soldier if I wanted to piss them off purposely. similarly it works well to just call all Marine NCOs Sergeant
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SP5 Mike Steuer
SP5 Mike Steuer
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One vet making joke about another vet’s branch of service is one thing BUT we will not stand for a non-vet to do it.
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SGT Ryan Fleek
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Everything in The Hurt Locker. Literally everything.
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CMSgt Steve Pennington
CMSgt Steve Pennington
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Capt. Sanders, where were you stationed? We had a great bunch of OV-10 guys at Danang. Watched one of their pilots make the best gear up landing I have seen. Came in on foam with a splash, the aircraft landed straight, the pilot got out, we gave a huge cheer and he bowed from the waist. A real class act indeed.
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SFC Matt Romine
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That movie was hot garbage . Lol!
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CPL Infantryman
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Look up Rach Gia, it is completely possible for John Wayan to be in Vietnam and on a beach and watching the sunset
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PO3 Steve Hendon
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CPL (Join to see) - I have a problem with that also.
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What is the biggest military movie/TV goof, basically the military Movie/TV mistakes that annoys you the most?
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Trampoline grenades. The good guy throws a grenade and when it explodes people go flying though the air.
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SFC Joseph Weber
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Frank Leverett
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You mean that's now how it works? 0.o
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CW2 Michael Mullikin
CW2 Michael Mullikin
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Renades that look like 105 rounds going off; grenades and almost any other explosive that sends up a mushroom cloud of flame.
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SSG William Strong
SSG William Strong
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on the grenades : LOLOL on guys being uplifted into the air from one grenade
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GySgt Charles O'Connell
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"Top Gun", there's a crisis in the Gulf, and only you 4 pilots can deal with it, not the Carrier Group that currently in the AO.
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PO2 LeRoy Matteson
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SSgt William Mavis - I just looked it was made in 1986
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SSgt William Mavis
SSgt William Mavis
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PO2 LeRoy Matteson - ok guess im getting old,seems longer but thats also the year the navy,started talking,18 s,when the 14 came out they didnt just dump all the squadrons,they gave them new airplanes...an..jeez.....posed...to ..member...what..decade.....im in
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CPO Greg Sheremeta
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Or the fact that it was only 24 hours from the time they got their orders in top gun school until they were on a carrier, in the flight room, in the IO presumably near the Straits of Hormuz. It took me 32 hours to get from Diego Garcia to Philly. I was physically exhausted.
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PO3 Allyn Conklin
PO3 Allyn Conklin
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SCPO Bob Stevens let's not forget he screams he can't reach the rings above his head to eject but on the 14 there was also one between his legs
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Maj John Bell
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Hollywood seems hell bent on creating the following images
__the battlefield is a place with unending surgically precise violence.
__officers don't care how many mens' lives they waste, if they can get the next promotion
__privates are smarter and wiser than anybody else.
__a round on target produces instantaneous death except for main character
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Maj John Bell
Maj John Bell
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SPC Brett Robertson - Every man, woman, and child (combatant or not; friend, enemy, or neutral) injured or killed pays with their blood for the orders of officers. There is no question that US soldiers died carrying out Patton's order. It is something that every officer, SNCO, and NCO should understand. That is not my disagreement with your statement.

You assert, "That man truely didn't give [a $#!+] about any of his men's lives. Again I assert that it is a myth. But provide me some actual evidence, not 3rd bar stool on the left rumor. Having the courage to make hard, costly decisions is not, nor was it ever, a sign that those decisions were not painful to make. Asserting that Patton did not care is at best myopic. If you had to spend the life of 20,000 of your men and the injury of 100,000 more to save the lives of 5-10 times more of your own and untold non-combatants, would you? If not seek a different line of work than leading men and women to war.

As far as his decision to slap the soldier, (it actually happened twice, that we know of), it was, as Patton claimed himself, an effort to shame a man back onto a manly course of action. We know from the memoirs of his peers and his immediate circle that Patton was truly doing what he believed was best for those soldiers. He wanted to save them years of psychological pain, personal shame, and status as social pariah's. In the 1940's there was quite a bit of social stigma attached to reassignment because of "shell shock." That social stigma didn't go away when the war ended.

I never saw combat in the Marines. From my first fight in the 5th grade, until my mid 30's, I must have been in 3 dozen or more fights. I didn't start any of them. In fact I walked away from more than I fought. I lost more than I won. A couple of times I was hospitalized [But when an outlaw biker gropes my date, he's gonna get hit. I don't care that his four buddies tell me otherwise. After the second time with the same five guys, they were more respectful toward my dates.] The only fights I regret are the one's, in support of a good cause, that I walked away from, out of fear. Years later they still shame me.

Today we are so busy socially castrating young boys and young men and exorcising "toxic Masculinity" that it has become acceptable to be cowardly. Fear is not cowardice. Allowing that fear to stop you from doing what is necessary is cowardice. I can think of far worse epitaphs for my grave marker than "John wasn't afraid to get his ass whooped for a good cause."
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PO2 Ray McClelland
PO2 Ray McClelland
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Naval officers pretty much didn’t care.
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Maj John Bell
Maj John Bell
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PO2 Ray McClelland - Naval officers, or Naval Officers? Marine officers are Naval Officers and the worst I saw in Marine Officers still cared about the lives and general welfare of the Marines entrusted to their care.. I served extensively with Navy Officers and while their approach was typically different, I can honestly say I saw no systemic disregard for the lives and welfare of their subordinates.

What can you offer to support your assertion?
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Maj John Bell
Maj John Bell
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SPC Max Thompson - One of the concepts of employing suppresive fire is that you "lean into them." That implies that you do not lift them until you take more casualties from your supporting fires than from letting the enemy pick up his head and start fighting.

So precisely what do you mean with... "I'll tell you this, arty and fast movers aren't very precise, neither are bullets. Some officers give a shit to the point of endangering or losing their lives, and others."
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SFC J Fullerton
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Battleship. So after their ship get sunk by aliens, they get on the USS Missouri, a museum ship, somehow get it started up and underway, and oh by the way the guns are still operational and there is live 16 in shells on board. Not to mention being fueled up ready to roll after being in mothballs for decades. Guess you never know when you will need to take your floating museum for a spin and shoot the big guns at some aliens.
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Brandon Harold
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It was actually underway for some of those scenes. It does in fact run, but it wasn't done for the movie the studio just capitalized on the moment
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LCDR Ray Trygstad
LCDR Ray Trygstad
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PO1 Eric Jaspers - unless they were a Naval Aviator. We call everything that floats boats.
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MIDN 4/C (Pre-Commission)
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All Iowa class battleships have to be keep in somewhat operational condition. I can't remember exactly where i learned it but it was incase needed to be called upon for service in a crisis. Last time we used one it was brought back out during the gulf war.
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SCPO Jim McCoy
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This is across the board on all movies and is something so pathetically basic for anyone who's every been in service - simply rendering a proper hand salute. I cringe every time I see some actor do it horribly. Specially, the enlisted personnel who've had someone spend the duration of their boot camps pounding it into them how to do it correctly.
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Cpl Steve Kovalchik
Cpl Steve Kovalchik
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Same here Brother. That’s my biggest irritation.
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Gordon Jones
Gordon Jones
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I never served but i know how to salute. It bugs me too.
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LCpl Timothy Markin
LCpl Timothy Markin
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Saluting indoors not under cover...big no-no in the Marines
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Sgt Bob C
Sgt Bob C
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I agree. Actors can do some pretty pathetic salutes.
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LTC Chemical, Biological, Radiological & Nuclear Officer
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"Over and out."
Well... which one is it? "Over" or "out" you can't have both!
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LCDR Larry Cooper
LCDR Larry Cooper
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My favorite was always, I hear you 2 by 2. Too loud and too damn often.
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LTC Bill Price
LTC Bill Price
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How about, "Roger, Over and OUT?"
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SMSgt Keith Klug
SMSgt Keith Klug
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Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor.
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LTC Chemical, Biological, Radiological & Nuclear Officer
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Surely, you can't be serious!
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LTC Trent Klug
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Colonel Nathan R. Jessup. Every stereotype Hollywood has wrapped up in one character. Marines full of malevolence, mindless automatons, heart of gold lawyer. You know, the typical day at Gitmo,

In other words, the kind of mindless tripe written by a Clinton hack.
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SFC Dr. Fred Lockard
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Right! An O6 basically orders a Marine's murder but his XO is so scared of telling on him that he chooses to.......kill himself?! That is one powerful O6 my friend.
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BG Jim Drago
BG Jim Drago
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Just re watched that movie. Think he killed himself because he went along with it at the time and hated what he did. I could be wrong
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GySgt Charles O'Connell
GySgt Charles O'Connell
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Lt jg eating an apple while addressing a LCDR. A Marine Col sexually harasses a female Naval officer, in the presence of fellow officers, JAG officers no less, and no one bats an eye. The supposed future director of NSA operations is tricked into confessing all by a "clever" junior JAG attorney. A witness in protective custody, one that has been on the run, slips a loaded 9mm by his guards. Etc, etc, ad nauseum
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SPC Ramon Urias
SPC Ramon Urias
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At the end, LCP Dawson salutes and says “there’s an officer on deck” and LT Kaffee returns an atrocious salute. Pure Hollywood tripe and not surprising considering who directed it.
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