Posted on Jul 24, 2018
COL Mikel J. Burroughs
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RP Members, Connections, and Friends I believe there are some really outrageous nicknames that have been handed out to some of you when you served in the Military. Lets' get them out there and don't be embarrased. Please share! This is one of those Posts that just keep giving over time. RP Members keep adding your nicknames.

Don't leave us hanging - share the story behind the nickname too!!

One of my many was: "Burly" and when I was a PFC/E-3 it was "Horse Collar!" Others I can't repeat from Basic Training - use your imagination!
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MSgt Richard Randall
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"Data Dude"
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SGT(P) Khalid Wise
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During my time in the Marine Corps (1987-1995), my nickname was "Black Charley Brown," BCB or Chuck... Lol; Contrast with the Army where my nicknames were K Double Ooh, KW, Palawon lol...
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SSG William Wall
SSG William Wall
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SGT(P) Khalid Wise - So long as you're never my protologist, either!
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Jenn Moynihan
Jenn Moynihan
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SGT(P) Khalid Wise lol. Great sense of humor!

LTC Stephen F. - THAT is funny. Laurel and Hardy so to speak.
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LTC Stephen C.
LTC Stephen C.
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Jenn Moynihan, I assume you meant me, and not my good friend, LTC Stephen F.?!
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Jenn Moynihan
Jenn Moynihan
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My thumbs aren’t working. I did indeed.
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SPC Kevin Ford
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"Bull" from the guy in Night Court.
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SSG William Wall
SSG William Wall
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Best yet!
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SPC Margaret Higgins
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In the military, I was just addressed as Higgins. (by my last name.)
I was also addressed as Specialist and as Private; while serving in the Army. COL Mikel J. Burroughs
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SSgt Max Gonzales
SSgt Max Gonzales
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SSH WALL,at first scrounge was cool,then people thought I was a snitch. I asked my Sgt.to get me off that task when someone said I was a thief. Never stole anything, bartered for or traded with army,navy, Marines for what I obtained.
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SPC Margaret Higgins
SPC Margaret Higgins
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SSgt Max Gonzales - I believe you.
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CPL Dave Hoover
CPL Dave Hoover
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SSgt Max Gonzales Stealing? Stealing? In the military it's called "Reapproeation"
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SSgt Daniel Huddleston
SSgt Daniel Huddleston
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Creative redistribution of assets....
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CAPT Kevin B.
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"Forks"
It was the culmination of two calamities. It started out with my first Change of Command. When we got the command "Officer Draw Swords", I complied. Problem was the blade detached and spun in the air up to the podium. Everyone was in hysterics looking at me when the hilt cap dropped and rolled for a mile. Flash forward a few months and I'm deployed to Antarctica. We were having dinner on the normal metal trays and utensils. "Somehow" my fist went down on the fork sending it flying back somewhere. When I turned around, the Skipper handed my fork back with his cake attached saying "Kev, this Shit has got to stop!" all while he and everyone else were grabbing their rib cages. So "Forks" it was for a while. Funny how people become more protective of their favorite gaffers.

Other nicknames I've worn are based on merit or worse gaffs. Don't get me going on the military wedding at the Admiral Kidd Club. "Marble One" and "Deuce" come to mind.
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CAPT Kevin B.
CAPT Kevin B.
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Getting called "Forks" over cigars and cognac isn't a problem at all.
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Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen
Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen
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Sounds well deserved to me.
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Jenn Moynihan
Jenn Moynihan
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LOL! This one - ahem - takes the cake! @CPT Kevin B. CAPT Kevin B.
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CAPT Kevin B.
CAPT Kevin B.
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Yeh, it hung and expanded. I'd be working out on the ice and MAC Center would come up on the net. "Marble One this is MAC Center. Is it about time you stuck a fork in it"? The list was endless. But since I pulled off some epic pranks down there that had me drinking free at the club, it faded. Like they say, changing the target overcomes most anything.
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SFC Stephen King
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King, cujo, Mackie, the thing
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Sgt Wayne Wood
Sgt Wayne Wood
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Yeah... beats ‘Shining’ or ‘Carrie’ or ‘Walking Dude’
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LT Brad McInnis
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I was called by LT Meanie by the Ensigns and JG's...
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CWO3 Dennis M.
CWO3 Dennis M.
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That was a lot better than what the JG's and Ens called me when I was a Chief! I trust your moniker "Meanie" was well deserved? If so I salute you, ........
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LT Brad McInnis
LT Brad McInnis
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CWO3 Dennis M. - Let's put it this way... I, as a 2nd Tour Divo, went into the JO jungle where all the non-qual JO's were, grabbed their Xbox, Playstation, TV and stereos, and threw them all over the side. Granted, we just left HI enroute to WESTPAC, so it was a long cruise for them... Good thing was they actually got qualified and became pretty good officers.
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SMSgt Thor Merich
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Swede. Apparently they thought my German name was Swedish.
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SPC Woody Bullard
SPC Woody Bullard
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I'll bet the confusion was over your first name Thor which they probably thought
was Scandinavian.
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CW2 Max Dolan
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Whew! One I won't repeat...given to me by my one and only so-called "subordinate" when I was an MI Field Office Commander. We went through training together and he gained rank as an NCO and I went to Warrant Officer status. The other, the one I'm most proud of, was "Chief!"
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COL Mikel J. Burroughs
COL Mikel J. Burroughs
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CW2 Max Dolan - Sounds like a few I won't repeat Chief.
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CWO3 Dennis M.
CWO3 Dennis M.
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And rightly so...Chief!
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Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen
Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen
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One to be proud of for sure!
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SSgt Holden M.
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My very first chief gave me the nick name of Monty being short for my last name. I don't remember where I was but some people joked now and then and called me Casper because my legs are so white, especially when wearing the Air Force PT shorts that only go down to around the middle of your thigh.
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