Do you find the term "butter bar" offensive or demeaning?

Make sure to bring the coloring books and only primary color crayons so we don't offend those of differing shades of those colors.

And that safe space most likely isn't in the military.

"Seer Spot! See Spot run! Run Spot run."

how do you kill a rabbit you throw a WOC at him

I used to ask my LT's this.. See this Dot LT? That's a smart dot and you don't have any..lol They understood the humor at least.. I know most if not all had way more education than I did..
SFC Jason Paxton. When I received the ribbing on becoming a warrant by my NCO's, I always let them know I had been an NCO for a time and as Dirty Harry said "you got to know your limitations".. LOL

I used to tell people (civilians) that the number of squares indicated how many times that person had been passed-over for promotion.

Exactly!

Sgt John Ervin - I really, Really like your answer, Sergeant. It sounds like you are sensitive to the needs of others.

If someone hurts your feelings go to dental they will take care of them for you!

it took 16 months and 11 days for my bar to turn from gold to silver. I was very happy to see the change, but I will always remember those days.

Now that got a laugh out of Me, I hadn't heard that one before, yep I guess butter bar would be better.

SMSgt Lawrence McCarter - My "Female" Enswine was noted for Butting Heads with Me. But I think she Enjoyed Showing Up this Old Salty Dog on the COMSPAWARSYSCOM Distance Runners Club. I didn't Have Much Competition but the Female LTJG and ENS left me in the Dirt. Smart Ass Wenches! LOL!

PO3 Bob McCord - Thanks for the Reminder, The "George" Youngest Most Inexperienced Enswine. The Only Guy the Bull Enswine can Pick On. usually the George and if there wasn't a George the Bull was responsible for the Ship's Mascot. Also remember the George on the California CGN-36 Was required to Dress Like a Viking and stand above the SUBROC Magazine Holding a Set of Reins connected to Both Forward Corners of the Magazine. Pretty Crappy Job having to Constantly Polish that Huge Wooden Golden Bear that was our Mascot on Loan from the Ronny Reagan Library.

Butter Bar is much better than two tubs of Parkay! I can't believe its not butter?

Would so up vote this more if I could!

I did the same at Fort Sam lol I had to correct so many BOLC officers on rendering a proper salute

Lance Corporals (LCpl) have landing gear on their mosquito wings. Never heard the Double Lieutenant, that's a good one. Heard "railroad tracks" a lot though.

SFC Jim Ruether - thanks. I hope those I serve feel this way.

Maj Marty Hogan Butterbar? Pfft I'm a Petty Officer Let Me Emphasize the Word "Petty" I,m a Sailor, You Know what we Call O-1s behind their Backs "Enswine" You Know Naval Tradition? Nothing Lower than the "George" Most Jr Ensign. He is Charged with Protecting the Ships Mascot and is Generally Treated Like Dirt. Now the "Bull" the Most Senior Ensign is Treated with some Small Degree of Dignity. I Can't Remember if it was the Bull or the George that had to Dress as a Viking Grab Some Reins attached to the ASROC Magazine and Ride the California into Home Port standing atop the Magazine in Warm Weather. Never Seen LTJGs O-2 Treated Particularly Nice Either. I've Seen on More than One Occasion the JG told to be Quiet by the Skipper because He was Asking the Professionals "Senior Enlisted" (E-6 and above) a Question.

Thanks for the tag Capt. Hogan.

I like to tell everyone that is a West pointer or OCS grad. That does not have prior enlisted everyone makes CPT in the army. Cannot make major your gone. Guys from Vietnam without a degree found out

Strip those panties off soldier and go commando...............ha ha ha

Whoa whoa big sarn’t not every SM is really a “soldier” I am very sure you and I both have met plenty of people joining to pay for school and want any easy 1st term.