What is the most military-appropriate name you've encountered in the military?

A SF guy named Rambo

PFC Richard Head Jr

Had a medic who's last name was Six, he was a Spec 4. When he would call somewhere on post the person on the other end would say "Specialist Six who!"

I've met Lt Col Sergeant, Major Major, and a a Captain Zaptain

When I first took my commission in the Navy, the RedCom N4's name was Admiral. He was an O5...so he was Commander Admiral.

Had a guy in my flight in basic whose last name was Sweetsir. (pron. 'sweets-er) I don't which confused people more when he said his name, when he said name only and they thought he was saying "Sweet, sir." or when he said "Sweetsir, sir."
Another guy's name was Watson Paul (or Paul, Watson). His name was always, or at least usually, correct on paperwork, but someone was always trying to tell him that it had his name backwards and he would have to explain.

I never met or saw the guy/gal but I found a US Army name tag in a thrift store. The name on it was FORCE.

I saw a nameplate for a "Cadet Fluck" when I was at Georgetown ROTC. Probably, the name was misspelled.

In Ranger School we had a Ranger Instructor named SFC Swackhammer . Always thought that was a pretty hooah name for a Ranger.

Major Major was my tactical officer at West Point while we read Joseph Heller's novel Catch 22 MAJ Jeffrey Frankart. Later I ran into him in Germany and by then he was LTC Major.
COL Mikel J. Burroughs LTC Stephen C. LTC Ivan Raiklin, Esq. Capt Seid Waddell Capt Tom Brown SFC Joe S. Davis Jr., MSM, DSL SFC William Farrell SSgt Robert Marx SSG James J. Palmer IV aka "JP4" TSgt Joe C. SGT John " Mac " McConnell SP5 Mark Kuzinski SPC (Join to see) SrA Christopher Wright Maj Marty Hogan PO1 William "Chip" Nagel SP5 Robert Ruck SCPO Morris RamseyCPL Eric Escasio