Posted on Dec 5, 2020
138,000 Kids Suddenly Added To Santa's Nice List In Middle Of Night
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HUMOR!
NORTH POLE—Santa Claus's nice list is said to be run on trustworthy software, safe and secure on an unhackable server under his workshop.
But some are questioning the legitimacy of the nice list after the tally suddenly spiked in the middle of the night, adding over 138,000 kids to the good side of the list.
NORTH POLE—Santa Claus's nice list is said to be run on trustworthy software, safe and secure on an unhackable server under his workshop.
But some are questioning the legitimacy of the nice list after the tally suddenly spiked in the middle of the night, adding over 138,000 kids to the good side of the list.
138,000 Kids Suddenly Added To Santa's Nice List In Middle Of Night
Posted from babylonbee.com
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Information Technology (IT)
Edited 4 y ago
Posted 4 y ago
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Thank you my friend Lt Col Charlie Brown for posting the Babylon Bee link.
Since Santa began using Dominion software he noticed problems in the nice versus naughty [Antifa, BLM, radical democrats, etc.] list
After noticing anomalies, a hand recount was ordered and 138,000 falsely labeled naughty people were corrected to be nice people :-)
FYI LTC (Join to see) LTC John Shaw SGT Steve McFarland SFC William Farrell MSgt Robert "Rock" Aldi SMSgt David A Asbury PO1 H Gene Lawrence PO2 (Join to see) SPC Nancy Greene Maj Robert Thornton SSG Robert WebsterSSG Franklin Briant TSgt David L. Sgt (Join to see) SFC Chuck Martinez PO2 Frederick Dunn SSG Michael Noll SFC (Join to see)
Since Santa began using Dominion software he noticed problems in the nice versus naughty [Antifa, BLM, radical democrats, etc.] list
After noticing anomalies, a hand recount was ordered and 138,000 falsely labeled naughty people were corrected to be nice people :-)
FYI LTC (Join to see) LTC John Shaw SGT Steve McFarland SFC William Farrell MSgt Robert "Rock" Aldi SMSgt David A Asbury PO1 H Gene Lawrence PO2 (Join to see) SPC Nancy Greene Maj Robert Thornton SSG Robert WebsterSSG Franklin Briant TSgt David L. Sgt (Join to see) SFC Chuck Martinez PO2 Frederick Dunn SSG Michael Noll SFC (Join to see)
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Somebody figured out a way to hack Santa's computer, and not leave a trail Lt Col Charlie Brown
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Lt Col Charlie Brown
Send your letter to Santa...if you're not on the list, the elves will let you know
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MAJ Karl Swenson
Thanks Lt Col Charlie Brown, I'd forgotten all about snail mail in these days of digital discussions! As soon as I can find a pencil, I'll get to writing. Then, I'll see if I can find a stamp. Shoot, these new-fangle things like letters and writing instruments are really stretching the mind of this old grunt!! :)
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