Chief reprimanded for professional and appropriate relationship with junior Sailor.

Next, it will be illegal aliens promoted ahead of Americans on their 1st Enlistment will be the next Biden D.E.I. bias in the future.
Satire, I doubt it!

PO1 William "Chip" Nagel LTC Eugene Chu
SMSgt Lawrence McCarter Lt Col Charlie Brown Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen CPT Jack Durish LTC Stephen F. 1SG Russell S. 1SG Patrick Burke SFC Dr. Jesus Garcia-Arce, Psy.D SFC Joe S. Davis Jr., MSM, DSL SFC John D. LTC Trent Klug CDR Andrew McMenamin, PhD Col (Join to see) 1st Lt Padre Dave Poedel CPT (Join to see) 1SG Clifton (Cliff) Webster II 1SG John Millan MSG Thomas Currie

It has gotten harder and harder to the Duffel Blog to be funny as their stories look more and more like reporting and less and less like parody.

Duffelblog satire for sure.