Posted on Oct 7, 2018
Lt Col Charlie Brown
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What is your saying for the person who just can't seem to get it together no matter what?
Example: a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
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SMSgt Lawrence McCarter
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Usually Military people were not the ones I even had problems with, only one exception and I ended up firing Her. Most the Military people understood the concept of teamwork, they were always on time for work and would do things because they needed to be done and didn't complain. I have had a few civilians thought that never seemed to grasp the concept of what is expected when You take a job. Most those moved on themselves, some that didn't had to be terminated. One individual told Me (after a very poor working History) when I fired Him, He said "You can't do that to Me" I replied " I guess I can, I just did now get off the property and don't come back or I'll call the Police and have You removed" Unlike some in Management I didn't detail others to do the terminations, I did it Myself, If You don't have the backbone to face them Yourselves then maybe You shouldn't be the Manager in the first place is the way I saw it. That is not a task that should be delegated to another.

To address Your original question, In terms of Their lack of understanding, one of My quotes was " The Elevator doesn't reach the top Floor ! " or as prompted in some cases, " What We have here is a failure to Communicate." (to quote a line from Paul Newman movie, cool Hand Luke ) I expect Humans to make mistakes, that what they do but there are limits and some go way beyond those limits. I feel overall usually good performance does count but usually the screw ups are pretty consistent and its a repeat pattern.
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Lt Col Charlie Brown
Lt Col Charlie Brown
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The shirt and I used the elevator descriptor a few times...
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Lt Col Timothy Cassidy-Curtis
Lt Col Timothy Cassidy-Curtis
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Give me somebody who is enthusiastic, can work with a team, take basic instructions, and understand how to show up on time and stay the whole time with a decent outlook.

I can do the rest.
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SSgt GG-15 RET Jim Lint
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That is why supervisors and managers get paid more than PVTs and starting employees.
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Have you had an airman/soldier/sailor/marine or perhaps a civilian working for you who always seems to be in need of excesssive supervision?
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Pardon the language, but, "that guy could fuck up a marble".
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Lt Col Charlie Brown
Lt Col Charlie Brown
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Neww one for me, lol
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Samantha S.
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porch light keeps blinking
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Lt Col Charlie Brown
Lt Col Charlie Brown
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I like that
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Samantha S.
Samantha S.
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Lt Col Charlie Brown - Good morning Charlie
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Lt Col Charlie Brown
Lt Col Charlie Brown
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Samantha S. good morning from the road
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MSgt Richard Randall
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Had an ex-Navy guy who worked as my help desk supervisor. He called one morning and said he was going to be late because he was just leaving his girlfriend’s house in Austin. That’s ok except his job was in Dallas. When he did it again a couple of weeks later that was a bit too much and I let him go. That boy was simply two hushpuppies shy of a #3 catfish platter.
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TSgt David L.
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Hahaha Had a few guys that just make you shake your head. Makes you wonder where the guys that COULDN'T make the cut are at and how bad they must be!
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Lt Col Charlie Brown
Lt Col Charlie Brown
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Agreed!
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TSgt David L.
TSgt David L.
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Lt Col Charlie Brown - I guess to answer the question, "phucked up as a soup sandwich" is one I've used too many times. There are others equally as inappropriate as well!
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CW5 Jack Cardwell
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Lights are on but no body is home.
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Lt Col Charlie Brown
Lt Col Charlie Brown
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We said that a lot!
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Sgt Field Radio Operator
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Lt Col Charlie Brown A few bricks short of a full load. He/she does not have all their oars in the water. Dumber than a rock, no offense to the rock.

In any group of people, you will usually have some that are high maintenance, and you have to ensure that their bad work habits do not infect the good workers.
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