Posted on Jun 3, 2024

Disney Announces ‘Indiana Jones 6’ Starring Harrison Ford’s Corpse

MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D.

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Disney Announces ‘Indiana Jones 6’ Starring Harrison Ford’s Corpse

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LTC Stephen Conway

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President Biden will be the replacement in Indiana Joe. Disney Considers Harrison Ford too conservative so they want a leftist actor. President Biden is one of those actors.
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SrA Ronald Moore

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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney Keep us posted

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SrA Ronald Moore

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LTC Stephen Conway Thanks for sharing

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SrA Ronald Moore

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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney Thanks for sharing

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SrA Ronald Moore

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LTC Stephen Conway Thanks for sharing

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LTC Trent Klug

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Wait! I thought they'd already done that with "The Dial of Destiny"?

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MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D.

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I think you're right . . .

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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney

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NAW ~~ That Was "Dial-A-Prayer".
But Pretty Close, Anyway

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Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen

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The Indiana Jones character fits perfectly with The Bee's satire.

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MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D.

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Ayuh . . .

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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney

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I Don't Recall Which One It Was, But In One Of Them There Was To Be A Sword Battle On A Draw Bridge... The Enemy Draws Out His Sword & Prepares To Do Battle ~~
But Harrison Ford Whips Out A Pistol & Shoots Him Dead & The Enemy Drops To The Floor.... That Scene Was NOT Supposed To Happen, But Harrison Ford Had The Flu & Was Rather Ill; All He Wanted To Do Is To End The Scene & Go Back To Bed, And That's Exactly What Happened. ~ Fortunately The "Enemy" Got The Clue; And Because It Was So Funny & Unexpected, It Was Decided To Be Left In The Movie.~

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Disney Announces ‘Indiana Jones 6’ Starring Harrison Ford’s Corpse

Disney Announces ‘Indiana Jones 6’ Starring Harrison Ford’s Corpse

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